Made it to 50K with time to spare! Thanks for reading (and keeping me accountable for crossing the finish line)!
Bruce Patman
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If you don't remember these plot lines, there's a good reason -- they're figments of my sick, twisted imagination. I started this blog to chronicle my 2007 National Novel Writing Month piece, Double Penetration, a parody of the Sweet Valley High series. I enjoyed writing it so much that I've decided to continue the blog, using ridiculous lines from actual Sweet Valley High novels as a jumping-off point for creating short fiction pieces. Think of it as literary improv gone horribly, horribly wrong.Pages
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You are amazing! This was so great. Congrats on finishing!
Congrats! I feel inspired to maybe do it myself next year. Maybe…:D
Thanks to both of you!