10 Years Later — and Four Minutes Older

So, was anyone else underwhelmed with the preview of “Sweet Valley Confidential”? I mean, it’s nice to know that Elizabeth cries when she comes and all, but a Sweet Valley without a date-rapist Bruce Patman is a Sweet Valley I don’t want any part of.

I’m gearing up to tackle “Sweet Valley Confidential” Four Minutes Older style. Join me at my new site, www.fourminutesolder.com, for day-shift hooker Jessica, gold-diggin’ Lila and a Bruce who still has the balls to attempt date rape!

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  1. Where have you gone, four minutes older??
    Please don’t tell me you’ve been kidnapped by a crazed orderly/John Marin or are rotting in Sweet Valley jail after murdering your twin’s boyfriend after some MJPP? [magic jungle prom punch]

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