Bruce Patman

• Tip #2: Driving a hot car attracts shallow women who are just ripe for the picking. (And remember, date rape in a shitty car is just rape.) 1 hour ago
• If you weren't lucky enough to be born into wealth, gambling on high school soccer is surprisingly lucrative. 1 day ago
• Tip #1: Be incredibly rich. The authorities are much more forgiving of date rape when you can bribe them. 1 day ago
• Yeah, @Ronnie_Edwards, I have much to teach you. Don't listen to @johnpfeifernews — he couldn't even close the deal with @LilaFowler. 1 day ago
• Where do I start with my many, many suggestions for #arealwife? So much misogyny, only 140 characters for me to fit it in. 3 days ago