Man, it's been a while. Been busy mourning Hank and Marie. Oh, and all of my socks were lost in a jacking off "incident." 5 years ago
Spent hours on the phone last night with my bestie, @Liz_Wakefield. Wonder if she noticed the heavy breathing 5 years ago
If you don't remember these plot lines, there's a good reason -- they're figments of my sick, twisted imagination. I started this blog to chronicle my 2007 National Novel Writing Month piece, Double Penetration, a parody of the Sweet Valley High series. I enjoyed writing it so much that I've decided to continue the blog, using ridiculous lines from actual Sweet Valley High novels as a jumping-off point for creating short fiction pieces. Think of it as literary improv gone horribly, horribly wrong.